Ajinkya Bhat

“A woman's perfume tells more about them than their handwriting !”

“RT @scratchysingh: My favorite kind of woman is the one at Ice-cream Parlor”

“HOLY MOLY ! RT @scratchysingh Friends on my Facebook are updating "Happy Women's Day" but I know they respect Women only for one reason.”

“@MsBianka101 Turtle Fucker refers to "A name that is given to any man, or woman that is hindering your speed," bwahahhaha”

“There are some funny women on twitter. RT @khatteemithi Aah the dreams were funny! The to be male shrink did feature! XD”

“Next time you say "woman belong in the kitchen" remember that's where all the knifes are ;)”

“Olympic Dream Alive...!! India's Women Hockey team into the finals of Qualifiers. Chakde India !! :D”

“Any woman can have the body of a 19 year old… as long as she buys him a few drinks first.”

“Never ask a woman "what turns her on." She's not a lamp. Ask her "what makes her slit clammy." #NoteToMyself”

“Any guy who waits for Valentine's Day to treat his woman like a queen is failing 364 days.”

“In a new poll, 80% of Japanese women admit to having faked origami. LOL”

“Woman has Man in it.
Mrs. has Mr. in it.
Female has Male in it.
She has He in it.
No wonder men always want to be inside women!”

“RT @C0NFESSI0NS_: Some women are in love with being in love and most men are committed to not committing.”

“yea ! RT @kanishkamallick Just like someone's life could be others wife??!!?? "@AjinkyaForYou One woman's hobby may be another woman's hubby”

“One woman's hobby may be another woman's hubby.”

“This is funny. Its amazing how some women here seem to think every guy wants to sleep with them =P”

“Behind every successful woman, is a man trying to follow her home ^___^”

“Never tell your woman shut up...!! Just tell her that her lips are sexy when they are closed :P”