Ajinkya Bhat

“Twitter, shhhhhhhh! I'm trying to sleep .”

“How To Use Facebook ? Log in. Steal a funny + witty status of non-Twitter friend. Log off. Log onto Twitter. Post status. Claim applause.”

“"I have seen your twitter page" can be a threat in the real world”

“There are some people who join twitter just to tweet celebrities that doesn't even notice them . We all should report them as SPAM !”

“Twitter is getting more complicated than my FB relationship status .”

“Twitter is red hot this afternoon . DAMN !”

“If you are my FB friend and I follow you on Twitter and you sync your tweets to FB, which do you prefer, defriend or unfollow?”

“i think everyone on twitter should pay 50 bucks and we can put together to buy a massive Bungalow and live in it together”

“RT @scratchysingh: Happy Birthday Mark Zuckerberg, trending on Twitter. He is too unlucky, He still loves Facebook.”

“I wish Twitter had an entrance exam.”

“Admit it , you should be doing something really important right now, but you came to Twitter instead.”

“RT @RGUnstoppable: Can we just together Report @kamaalrkhan as SPAM and remove him from Twitter for making a joke out of #ChildSexAbuse issues?”

“@MsBianka101 Twitter is about sharing your hopes and dreams and what you think . I hope it rains today coz my bike is covered in bird shit.”

“Twitter is at it again. Going so slow.”

“So , what did you learn from twitter today ?”

“ When you unfollow someone , Twitter's net worth is reduced by $0.0004.

Don't feel so awkward about it.”

“RT @vinaybhatte: @AjinkyaForYou Guess twitter is the only unpaid news channel rt now”

“#MentionYourCrush only if your gf/bf isn't on twitter!!”

“@FostersAoC The divorce rate would be near 0% if people took marriage as seriously as they take 'following' someone on Twitter #FostersLOL”

“Girl: I wish I could read your mind .
Me: just read my twitter”