Ajinkya Bhat

“RT this tweet to fuck with your followers timeline ~_^”

“My timeline is just as funny as the funny shows we watch on TV . ROFLMFAO.”

“@BHAVlK LOL . This is found true with your timeline everytime =D”

“My timeline is filled with "fuck school" "fuck college" "fuck job" "fuck life" tweets. It is definitely a Monday morning :D”

“Happy Mothers Day to All the mothers on my Timeline! Enjoy your special day and please never unfollow me :D”

“My timeline consists of everybody complaining about being up this early on a saturday . I FEEL YOUR PAIN !”

“They should start a 2nd Timeline for twitter fights !”

“#IPL tweets are Tsunami flooding my timeline ! The players get paid for playing, how much do they pay you for tweet-supporting them ?”

“Instagram has started reminding me of restaurant menus . All I see are Juicy Dishes on my timeline.”

“I'm sorry but the people on my timeline should not post more than 5 Instagram'd pics a day.”

“R-T this to fuck with peoples timeline :D :D :D ..........”

“Hate to see most of the females on my timeline down about a Big Boobie chick called Pooja Patel. Who are you . Lesbians ?”

“Saturday mornings on twitter = Boring inactive timeline.”

“My timeline this evening tho........WOW. Dont know whether I should laugh or delete my account. I am am hilariously confused.”

“This tweet is meant to serve as a relief in a heavily flooded IPL timeline ..... or most likely to get lost in it.”

“My Saturday timeline looks as depressive as a Monday morning.”

“I just scrolled so far back on Twitter's Timeline... I wound up back over on Facebook :(”

“Everyone is so moany this morning excluding me, I havn't seen more than 4 good tweet on my timeline .”

“My timeline is just as funny as the funny shows we watch. LMAO.”