Ajinkya Bhat

“This has gotta be the good life.”

“My timeline is filled with "fuck school" "fuck college" "fuck job" "fuck life" tweets. It is definitely a Monday morning :D”

“RT @Shruti_pillai: @AjinkyaForYou Ah! The little things we think that make life better! :P”

“RT @ZOOPERRMAN: Early bird catches the worm. Early human catches the bird. Late human gets eaten up by worms. Circle of Life.”

“RT @scratchysingh: If at some point during your Teenage life you measured the size of your Penis, Congrats you are not Gay.”

“But not like Lady Gaga ! RT @SimplySilly_ Run. Life is nothing but a monster! :P”

“It's very important in life to learn 'Shift +Delete'
Some people aren't worth recycling !! :)”

“Instead of saying "real life" we should just call it "offline" : )”

“Smoking a Cigarette reduces life by 5 minutes ,
Laughing increases life by 10 minutes .
Therefore , a laughing Smoker never dies . !”

“May your life someday be as good as you make it out to be on Twitter .”

“1) Go to Google Search 2) Type "zerg rush". 3) Press Enter 4) Lose thirteen minutes of your life.”

“@MsBianka101 Life is good when you're happy, but life is best when others are happy because of you. #CurrentSituation :D”

“Not doing anything with my life is surprisingly time consuming.”

“RT @nehooooooo: happy birthday Ambedkar! thank you for screwing our lives with your awesome 'reservation quotas' :/”

“"Michael Jackson changed our lives." - Plastic surgeons.”

“On the Internet the same people are more wittier and wiser whom you considered dumb in the real life !”

“RT RT RT @coolfunnytshirt Imagine TV to shut down! Only worry is that they shouldn't relaunch it as 'Imagine Life OK'.”

“Hey, people who upload full movies to YouTube, get a life! Also, thank you!”

“If U want more excitement in your life , then U go on changing UR trend location & get more variety in trending topics .....err i mean life.”

“‎"When no one else will fuck you, I'm always there." - Life”