Ajinkya Bhat

“RT @igopik: #AwesomeBritishWords INDIA ...... Which Realize That Still We Are Slave.”

“@23imak Ont 15 days to bear this heat , then the whole of india will be in flood :D”

“"India TV" is a spoof of Star News which is a spoof of AAJ TAK which is a spoof of Zee News which is the spoof of NDTV .”

“@vinaybhatte India TV is 1 big entertainment DOPE . It airs sponsored nirmal babas court in morning and exposes the same guy whole day ! LOL”

“I repeat , India is the best on making trending topics !”

“RT @GaribRaja: Apparently it is World Laughter Day today.. But, #SatyamevJayate made many people in India cry today. #smj”

“SMS Y to 5782711 is trending... This is the new India rising and shining !”

“SMS Y to 5782711 for securing the future of "Shining INDIA" . #SatyamevaJayate”

“"No Galaxy Nexus for India . Fuck you Samsung !" .......... 100 people saying the same shit ! As if all 100 were to buy this android shit !”

“All the Trending Topics in INDIA are about football . I will prefer those instead of Bieber . #WIN”

“@Jayr0xX @Khunal It's the only licenced flag production and supply unit in India”

“Indian Flag is made only in Hubli (Karnataka). It gets circulated from here all across India. #fact”

“'Kashmir is happy' is trending in India & not in Pakistan . Thus Kashmir is an integral part of India .Hence Proved! Thank you, Thank you :D”

“Kashmir is Happy, India is Happy . Woot !”

“Why haven't Pakistan congratulated India on the Agni V ?”

“India is trending in India .”

“@Shashanktodkar India 4th hain 6% ke saath !”

“INDIA TV's 3rd eye has opened and Nirmal Baba's 3rd eye has been forcibly closed down !”