Ajinkya Bhat

“How To Use Facebook ? Log in. Steal a funny + witty status of non-Twitter friend. Log off. Log onto Twitter. Post status. Claim applause.”

“If you really love the girl, you must learn how to set her free from her parents and boyfriend :D”

“Just taught my granny how to play "Angry Birds" and she asks me why she has to kill poor piggys :')”

“You tweet about drinking beer and other stuff. What would your child learn from you? How to be a 'alcoholic fuckface' ??”

“How to tweet > What to tweet”

“Teach a kid how to Google and save money on Education.”

“@FostersAoC When you know exactly what something means but not how to explain it. #ThingsThatFrustrateMe”

“Because Of Boring Classes, I Learned How To Sleep With My Eyes Open”

“Life will be always Beautiful only for those who know how to celebrate the pain”

“I could have been a professional Chef If only, i knew how to cook :-/”

“We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.”

“How to save the WORLD!
Step 1:open a folder and name it "WORLD"
Step 2: then Save it”