Ajinkya Bhat

“These Days girls have developed a strange hobby ....Taking pics of mirrors .”

“A teenage girl is like a Voldemort. She has a diary, a pet she adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy .”

“I wonder how much Instagram pays these girls to model for them ?”

“@Shruti_pillai you bet girl =D”

“ Boy - lets play "RAPE RAPE".

Girl - No, im not in the mood.

Boy - Thats the spirit ===D”

“Kissing a girl on the cheek - Good .
Kissing girl on the mouth - Awesome .
Kissing girl in front of her ex - Like a Boss .”

“Girl: I wish I could read your mind .
Me: just read my twitter”

“A guy can meet 10 girls ,fuck 9 , talk to 8, laugh with 7 ,run behind 6 ,like 5, go out with 4,get used to 3 , kiss 2 , but only love 1 ♥”

“Dear cute girls, you are not taken. You are mistaken.”

“There's always that one hot girl on facebook who uploads photos of herself everyday!”

“A guy can meet 10 girls ,fuck 9 , talk to 8, laugh with 7 ,run behind 6 ,like 5, go out with 4,get used to 3 , kiss 2 , but only love 1 ♥ ;)”

“Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long."
Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."”

“Kind girls will always have my attention.”

“RT @shakibmax: One girl always hate another girl..
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.why don't they bloody kill each other. At least i will don't hate then anyone”

“@Lakshiyat i dont wanna know that but Cute girls should never fart or burp in my presence !”

“@Lakshiyat LOL . But do girls fart ?”

“A girl is beautiful , not hot. She's not a temperature !”

“There's always that one really hot girl who doesn't have a boyfriend and nobody knows why >:O”

“Some people on my TL are tweeting proudly about sex like they have accomplished something by sleeping with a girl”

“If girls argued with their boyfriend topless, they would win every time. (•.•)”