Ajinkya Bhat

“You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't find something? MOM!”

“People don't have parties anymore. They just have gatherings where you're forced to constantly smile in Group pics for facebook”

“How To Use Facebook ? Log in. Steal a funny + witty status of non-Twitter friend. Log off. Log onto Twitter. Post status. Claim applause.”

“RT @scratchysingh: Happy Birthday Mark Zuckerberg, trending on Twitter. He is too unlucky, He still loves Facebook.”

“Friends don't add Friends to Facebook groups .”

“Someone please tell Facebook that all relationships are complicated.”

“RT @nileshgr: Twitter should allow deactivation and reactivation of accounts just like Facebook. Will help curb distraction during exams. :|”

“Why does Facebook automatically add me to groups if people "invite" me? I get notified 12,345 times of a group I never actually joined #FAIL”

“In a #ParallelTwitterverse there is no FOLLOW button. But there sure are Birthday reminders just like Facebook and you cannot block anyone !”

“Facebook is not the problem, the users are.”

“RT @scratchysingh: If you have more than 500 friends on facebook.. I applaud you. 'I can't handle so many stupid people at once.'”

“RT @Indian_Tweeter: Rajnikanth is the only person who has finished reading Facebook !!”

“There's always that one hot girl on facebook who uploads photos of herself everyday!”

“Censored version of your mind goes to Facebook, Uncensored is dumped here, on Twitter.”

“Just posted about the "Rainy weather in Pune" on Facebook and immediately got 5 notifications... Everybody lobess Pune and Rain it seems =D”

“Gone are the days when Facebook notifications were relevant.”

“RT @Sweety3G: Facebook : Posting 100s of statuses in a day =OBSESSED ... Twitter: Posting 100s of tweets in a day = NORMAL. THEREFORE, Twitter is better”