Ajinkya Bhat

How to Use Facebook the Pinterest way ?

How To Use Facebook ? Log in. Steal a funny + witty status of non-Twitter friend. Log off. Log onto Twitter. Post status. Claim applause.

RT @scratchysingh: Happy Birthday Mark Zuckerberg, trending on Twitter. He is too unlucky, He still loves Facebook.

Get to know when someone unfriends you on facebook !

Friends don't add Friends to Facebook groups .

Someone please tell Facebook that all relationships are complicated.

These Days girls have developed a strange hobby ....Taking pics of mirrors .

A teenage girl is like a Voldemort. She has a diary, a pet she adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy .

I wonder how much Instagram pays these girls to model for them ?

@Shruti_pillai you bet girl =D

Boy - lets play "RAPE RAPE".

Girl - No, im not in the mood.

Boy - Thats the spirit ===D

Kissing a girl on the cheek - Good .
Kissing girl on the mouth - Awesome .
Kissing girl in front of her ex - Like a Boss .

I wonder how an instagram fight would work o.O ?

I wonder how much Instagram pays these girls to model for them ?

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I Repeat ... Instagram is the new DSLR Camera for amateur photographers. And NO ,you cannot include 'amateur photographer' in your bio .

Remember people: if you find other people posting text based content on Instagram SHUN THEM.

Instagram Filters must be saving alot of these females for Real !

I wish Twitter had an entrance exam.

@MsBianka101 vivas and practicals were perfect . Victory is mine ! and there's a lot of time for theoretical exams :D

If you have time to tweet , you have time to read and PASS in your exams !

RT @nileshgr: Twitter should allow deactivation and reactivation of accounts just like Facebook. Will help curb distraction during exams. :|

This is some good shit LOL RT @K5H4ZYR awesome IAS Exam answers »

@Meri_Merzi haa yaaar ! Kal meri last practical exam hain >_<

i like women with big tweets

And to the women who have no children but still treat us like their own, ThankYou for having hearts of gold. <3

Happy Mother's Day to secretly pregnant women everywhere ;)

Women who ignore me are bastards...impossibly irresistible bastards.

The easiest way to confuse a woman is to give her a choice :D

I dropped my phone. I now understand how women feel when they drop their baby.

This has gotta be the good life.

My timeline is filled with "fuck school" "fuck college" "fuck job" "fuck life" tweets. It is definitely a Monday morning :D

RT @Shruti_pillai: @AjinkyaForYou Ah! The little things we think that make life better! :P

RT @ZOOPERRMAN: Early bird catches the worm. Early human catches the bird. Late human gets eaten up by worms. Circle of Life.

RT @scratchysingh: If at some point during your Teenage life you measured the size of your Penis, Congrats you are not Gay.

But not like Lady Gaga ! RT @SimplySilly_ Run. Life is nothing but a monster! :P